It's like killing a unicorn... with a bomb

Tue Nov 3

OMG RADY YOU ARE RIDIC

So this is what Joyce my coworker sent to me on facebook just now. Please note that Laurie is my boss:

Joyce Chang November 3 at 2:36pmHi Twin!

Just so you’re not horribly confused when you come into work tomorrow, Ilana and I had to use you as the crux of our story in order to surprise Laurie.

It was Laurie’s birthday on Tuesday (the 3rd) so be sure to wish her a happy birthday! But anyway Ilana needed me to get Laurie out of her desk and away from the back so I sent her a text message and told her that I need to talk to her about you. I think she thought it was Amana 2.0 cause she got all concerned and we went to one of the private offices. And I told her that I was really worried about you cause you seemed extra thin and stressed out cause of your business fraternity and that I thought you maybe had substance abuse and that I was just so stressed out and concerned over you. 

And you know how Laurie is, she was like “OH MY GOSH! Can I talkz to LlaNiz about this?!?!” And it went on for like ten minutes but it was AWESOME. And Laurie got so punked.

SO thanks for being such a team player even when you’re not here!

Loves youu and I hope all is actually well in John land and that I didn’t jinx you.

XOXO

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