March 2011
1 post
Tweets from Japan during the earthquake/tsunami.... →
December 2010
3 posts
July 2010
1 post
“Cmon cavs fans don’t do that. That man went hard for y’all for 7...”
– Dwight Howard, via Twitter
June 2010
2 posts
“We definitely want to get out of here.”
– Red Sox catcher Victor Martinez, commenting on the team’s three injuries in three days against the San Francisco Giants.
May 2010
3 posts
Story via Jon Ting... LOL
On our way home from clubbing tonight we were riding in the back seat of a honda civic when this old asian man in his 50s+ pulled up super fast next to us in his 986 porsche boxster for you people who don't know cars, that's the lowest end poor man's porsche you can get. He has his windows down looking all badass at 2am...
Me: Hey nice car (sarcastically)
Him: *nods head* yea.
Me: Is it fast?
Him: HOW FAST YOU WANT TO GO? (in a super fob accent)
*light turns green*
Him: *FLOOR HIS CAR AND BURNS CLUTCH because apparently he can't drive stick for shit*
Me and John: LOL!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL LMFAO
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST READ THIS
*at the next light*
Me: *2 THUMBS UP TO HIM* WOW YOU'RE SO COOL!
Him: *smiles and looks away*
LOL i made this man's night!! he's probably off bragging to other dads about how some college kids were admiring his piece of shit LOL
- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
April 2010
4 posts
“Airplanes (Part II)” - B.O.B. ft....
March 2010
8 posts
“Right now, I’m playing for something bigger. I don’t even care about the Rookie...”
– Brandon Jennings, when asked about Stephen Curry and Tyreke Evans
“I smoke weed all day. I’m a very successful addict. And a very smart one....”
– Lil’ Wayne, when asked if he is addicted to marijuana
http://www.dontevenreply.com →
Kobe's Defense →
“I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT I WOULD PRAISE (ANTHONY) MORROW FOR HIS...”
– Don Nelson
February 2010
7 posts
“Yeah. Isn’t it, like dangerous?” Jamison wondered. “Just to...”
– Antawn Jamison, on ex-teammate, Caron Butler’s habit of chewing McDonalds straws.
“He shot one jump shot since I’ve had him, and I made him shoot that. I set...”
– Don Nelson, regarding Biedrins and his historically bad jump shot/ free throw shot. FYI Biedrins is 3-for-23 from the line this season. The NBA record low percentage, one season, for a player shooting at least 20 free throws, is held by Garfield Smith, Boston Celtics, 1971-72, shooting 6-for-31 from...
“To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to,” Ichiro...”
– Ichiro, not only one of the most talented humans on earth also one of the funniest.
“Cleveland and Orlando are the two best teams in the East. The Boston Celtics,...”
– Charles Barkley’s take on the Celtics, the NBA Eastern Conference and old people in general.
Quotes
Lately I’ve been running into some priceless quotes. My facebook favorite quotes section is only so big. Since I don’t really use this tumblr that much for my own posts I think I’m going to use it to record quotes that really catch my attention.
These quotes of the day will catch my eye for a variety of reasons. Whether they are funny, ridiculous, thought provoking,...
Pew Pew Pew! →
January 2010
4 posts
“Let’s Call It Off” - Drake...
www.lamebook.com →
December 2009
5 posts
Facebook Owned →
The Decade According to 9 Year Olds →
“Dude it was ridiculous… there were midgets.. and a fat lady with a...”
– Sylvie
I would give anything to have this clock in my... →
Pie Charts →
November 2009
2 posts
OMG RADY YOU ARE RIDIC
So this is what Joyce my coworker sent to me on facebook just now. Please note that Laurie is my boss:
Joyce Chang November 3 at 2:36pmHi Twin! Just so you’re not horribly confused when you come into work tomorrow, Ilana and I had to use you as the crux of our story in order to surprise Laurie. It was Laurie’s birthday on Tuesday (the 3rd) so be sure to wish her a happy birthday! But anyway Ilana...
iwab in practice:
SCL: new food tweet by @________. we could play a dirnking game with her tweets
JRS: ok u take a shot whenever she talks bout food and i take shot every time jon puts a =(
______
I'll be picking you up from the ER tonight!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH
October 2009
3 posts
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you...”
– Mark Twain
July 2009
15 posts
I wanna be like this guy when I grow up →
“we HOPE this text is fake. (602): She had a whole jar of toenail clippings that...”
– Texts From Last Night
For all you Neil Patrick Harris fans like me...! →
