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Cmon cavs fans don’t do that. That man went hard for y’all for 7 yrs. He doin what’s best for him burning his jersey is messed up. That’s bs. Burning his jersey. That man tried. Wow Dwight Howard, via TwitterComments (View)
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We definitely want to get out of here. Red Sox catcher Victor Martinez, commenting on the team’s three injuries in three days against the San Francisco Giants.Comments (View)
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- On our way home from clubbing tonight we were riding in the back seat of a honda civic when this old asian man in his 50s+ pulled up super fast next to us in his 986 porsche boxster for you people who don't know cars, that's the lowest end poor man's porsche you can get. He has his windows down looking all badass at 2am...
- Me: Hey nice car (sarcastically)
- Him: *nods head* yea.
- Me: Is it fast?
- Him: HOW FAST YOU WANT TO GO? (in a super fob accent)
- *light turns green*
- Him: *FLOOR HIS CAR AND BURNS CLUTCH because apparently he can't drive stick for shit*
- Me and John: LOL!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL LMFAO
- BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I JUST READ THIS
- *at the next light*
- Me: *2 THUMBS UP TO HIM* WOW YOU'RE SO COOL!
- Him: *smiles and looks away*
- LOL i made this man's night!! he's probably off bragging to other dads about how some college kids were admiring his piece of shit LOL
- - BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA